Calling in from the Republican convention in Milwaukee, spicy Steve admits he’s already one steak down. But with the DNC top honchos closing in on President Biden (who’s out sick), Sarah begins to worry she might not achieve perfect victory after all. And with the finish line in sight, the technicalities* of the bet (and history itself) are being contested, so Jonah had to conference in from New York to adjudicate.
*This re-litigation got so pedantic it made Adaam miss Shabbat dinners in Jerusalem.
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