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Dispatch Readers’ Advice on Being Politically Homeless
Jeff Maurer /

Dispatch Readers’ Advice on Being Politically Homeless

One comedian asked. Hundreds of people answered.
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I was glad to receive many thoughtful responses to my article last week asking for advice in case I become politically homeless. There are corners of the internet—wide swaths of it, actually—where a call for advice wouldn’t go well. A common response in those spaces would be something along the lines of “Here’s my advice: Take your [body part] and [action verb] it up your [anatomically dissimilar body part].” But that’s not how it went: Dispatch readers were overwhelmingly helpful, with admirably few telling me to place a body part in/on/through/betwixt a place where it is unlikely to be able to fit.

Jeff Maurer is a political comedy writer who does the I Might Be Wrong blog and podcast.

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